Essays, Art and Plays by Dan

I told some jokes at an open mic night at a comedy club recently and my left leg was shaking so badly from nerves I don’t think anybody heard my jokes, they were all looking at my vibrating leg!

I am going to try again and here are some of my jokes I want to try:

• My retirement plan is to keep breathing!
• Standing next to my redwood bonsai tree makes me feel tall!
• I told my dear wife I’m from down South and she answered, “You mean Hell?”
• I get sympathy cards from my bank!

Let me know if you have a favorite.

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