Essays, Art and Plays by Dan

Last night I dreamed somebody stole our roof. Some other weird dreams I have had are:

• I dreamed I was on a cruise ship that only served leftovers from other cruises
• My bathtub hosted a pool party for lost rubber ducks
• I dreamed I got stuck in an elevator that only went sideways
• My muse called in sick and sent her cousin, Procrastination
• I dreamed I won a Pulitzer for a typo
• I dreamed I found a harmonica that played weather forecasts instead of music
• I dreamed I opened an ice cream shop that only served regret
• I dreamed Shakespeare and I co-wrote a rap musical called Thou Droppeth the Mic
• My treadmill threw confetti when I broke a sweat
• Dreamed I wore clown shoes to a job interview
  

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