Essays, Art and Plays by Dan

For all of the rude, impolite and selfish jerks I meet each day!

1. You bring so much joy… when you leave the room.
2. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
3. You’re like a cloud—when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
4. I’d explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home.
5. Somewhere out there, a village is missing its idiot.
6. You have the right to remain silent, and I highly recommend you use it.
7. You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.
8. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.